Latest News

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1! Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or Enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally: The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally: The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally: The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
Fantasy Rally: The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
Fantasy Rally: All previous years' Fantasy Rally results are online - Check the 2009 season.

02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews: Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

18 / 08 / 2005
Sudoku! Have a go at the online Sudoku game.

The Love Guru

Cast: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Romany Malco, Justin Timberlake, Verne Troyer, Ben Kingsley, Meagan Good. Directed by Marco Schnabel. Story: New age silliness. Running Time: 1hr 27 minutes. UK Certificate 12A.

Now this is one to split opinion. Love it or hate it? Depends how silly you are.

Mike Myers is something of an acquired taste, and you certainly need that taste to appreciate The Love Guru. Myers sprinkles his daftness all over everything and it will turn you off the whole movie if you can't laugh with him. His attempts to become the "new Deepak Chopra" (i.e. the number 1 self-help guru) are deeply dippy, but his infectious childishness won me over, with his inane jokes and potty humour. Romany Malco, who was so good in The 40 Year Old Virgin and Blades of Glory, does his career no harm as the straight man - watch out for him, he's a star in the making.

The Love Guru is great fun if you can dial into Mike Myers' puerile humour - dead boring if you can't.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 2/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 1/5 - Jessica Alba is always worth 1. At least, I'd give her 1.

To enjoy this film you should be: silly.