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Lady in the Water

Cast: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, M Night Shyamalan, Jeffrey Wright, Freddy Rodriguez, Bob Balaban, Sarita Choudhury, Cindy Cheung. Written and directed by M Night Shyamalan. Story: A girl from another world turns up in the pool. Running Time: 1hr 50 minutes. UK Certificate PG.

Lady in the Water is an M Night Shyamalan movie - that means it has to live up to The Sixth Sense and all his other cracking movies. It doesn't quite manage it, but still merits your attention.

I've enjoyed every single one of Shyamalan's movies, from the wonderful Unbreakable, through the seriously scary Signs to the more down-to-earth The Village. Shyamalan takes Bryce Dallas Howard from the latter and places her in his ethereal title role as the mysterious girl who appears in Paul Giamatti's swimming pool. She capitalises on her slightly detached demeanour, though is in danger of stereotyping herself by playing all her roles to date with an intense starey nature that does nothing to raise her stature in the acting world. Paul Giamatti, however, is brilliant. Last year's Cinderella Man and the previous year's Sideways amply demonstrated his talent and this performance comfortably cements it. He's a joy to watch and has a lovely silky tone to his voice that works perfectly on the screen. In Lady in the Water, his character Cleveland Heep is afflicted by a stutter, something that I suffer from myself, and it's most uplifting to see an actor who has clearly researched the subject. He hasn't got it 100% right, but he's up there with the best so far - Michael Palin in A Fish Called Wanda - and runs rings around all other portrayals, so he gets the thumbs up from me. Shyamalan himself is pretty good too - he extends his usual cameo to a fully-fledged character and he does very well. He certainly acts better than he writes...

Ah yes, the writing - this is where things start to come apart. This is the first movie that Shyamalan has written himself, and it plainly doesn't hang together as well as his others. For a start, Cleveland Heep immediately buys the girl's story about being from another world, there's never a moment of doubt. I can't really share any more of the daft points without giving away the story, but believe me, there are dozens of them. Apparently Shyamalan has developed this story over a number of years, with multiple rewrites along the way - if that's the case then the original draft must have been kindergarten material. Still, it's boosted by many comedic moments along the way, many provided by the sweet deadpan of Bob Balaban, but they don't work quite as well as they could, because the atmosphere doesn't support them. This is actually quite a funny movie, but nobody in the cinema laughed. Even some of the serious moments seemed to me to be deliberately comic, but still not a titter from the audience, possibly because we weren't expecting this to be anything other than a straight-down-the-line drama.

Lady in the Water is a tough one to rate. It is clearly a good and typically original movie, but I really can't see it gripping anyone in the same way as Shyamalan's previous work. Watch it a second time and it will grow on you, but for a random evening's movie diversion, it suffers by comparison with any one of his prior successes. Come to it new, though, and you may enjoy a refreshingly new self-deprecating approach to storytelling.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 3/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 0/5 - Bryce Dallas Howard is naked for much of the movie, but we don't see anything. Check out Manderlay if that's your motivation.

To enjoy this film you should: not know who M Night Shyamalan is.