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13 / 05 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth F1 race at Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco in two weeks on 27th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 25th.

30 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Argentina are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Greece and starts on 25th May. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 24th May.

23 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Jari-Matti Latvala has been injured, so he is being replaced by Dani Sordo for Rally Argentina. If you have Latvala on your team, you'll automatically score for Sordo instead. Cutoff for edits for this weekend's rally is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

22 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth F1 race at Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona in three weeks on 13th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 11th.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
Now we have a few races under our belt, the weightings have been changed to reflect the early season performances - see the the league page to see what changed.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third F1 race at China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is (probably) Bahrain next weekend on 22nd April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 20th.

02 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The results have been updated to reflect Mikko Hirvonen's exclusion from Rally Portugal.

01 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Argentina and starts on 27th April. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

28 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Last call to pick a WRC Academy driver! Teams will be locked from midnight GMT on Thursday night - if you haven't picked one by then, you'll get Christopher Duplessis by default.

25 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second F1 race at Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China in 3 weeks on 15th April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 13th.

18 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first F1 race at Australia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia this coming weekend - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT Friday.

15 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
LAST DAY! Teams entered after midnight GMT tonight won't count for Melbourne - this is your last chance!

13 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Portugal and starts on 29th March. Remember to pick your Academy driver before then! Anyone who doesn't pick an Academy driver will by default get the first guy on the list - Christopher Duplessis.

05 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
It's here! The 2012 Fantasy F1 championship is open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and Pick your team. You can change your mind as often as you like until midnight GMT on Thursday 15th March when teams will be frozen for the first race.

23 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The Mexico entry list has arrived and is available on the rally page.

14 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Due to Mini's recent hoo-ha, if you have Mini as your WRC team, you will score for the Mini Portugal team instead (currently Araujo/Nobre) from Mexico onwards.

13 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are open for editing again, though the entry list for Mexico isn't yet available.

12 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Mexico and starts on 8th March. Teams will reopen for editing on Monday.

23 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are now open for editing again. Ogier and Mikkelsen are entered into Sweden in S2000 cars, but they're not eligible for the SWRC championship. You can choose them as WRC drivers for Sweden if you want.

22 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from the Monte are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The second rally is in Sweden and starts on 9th Feb. Teams will be frozen at midnight GMT on the night of Thursday 9th Feb.

18 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Rally teams are now frozen for the Monte. You can still pick a team and it will start scoring from Sweden on 9th Feb.

11 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The 2012 Fantasy Rally season is now open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and pick a team. You can change your team as often as you like so you may as well create one now in case you forget later. Cutoff for the first race in Monte Carlo is midnight GMT on the night of TUESDAY 17th January.

27 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy F1:
The results from the final F1 race at Brazil are in and the championship has been decided! Check the results or see how your team did. First race of 2012 is Australia on 18th March. Entries for the new season will open a week or two before that date.

14 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
Shock rally drama! Martin Semerad was excluded from the PWRC, so our results change too, which gives us a new champion! Check the results or see how your team did.

13 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally GB are in and the season is over! Check the results or see how your team did. The 2012 season will be open for entries in early 2012 in time for Monte Carlo on 17th January.

 

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Cast: Lucas Black, Nathalie Kelly, Brian Tee, Bow Wow, Brian Goodman.

Written and directed by Justin Lin.

Story: Illegal Japanese street racing.

Running Time: 1hr 31 minutes.

UK Certificate 12A.

 

Utterly ludicrous but still cheekily amusing, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift will either make you laugh or send you to sleep, depending how seriously you take it.

I told him Evos are rubbish at drifting but he wouldn't listen. Let's face it - if you don't already know what this movie is, you're not going to like it. The Fast and the Furious is a franchise now, this being the third in a series filled with suspiciously pretty drivers in impossibly shiny tricked-up mid-range exotica, performing ludicrous CGI-assisted stunts to an ear-bleedingly loud soundtrack. This time round, it's more of the same, except we have no grinning Paul Walker this time - our rugged hero is now virtual unknown Lucas Blake, who has had relatively small parts in Jarhead and various TV shows. Writer Chris Morgan has latched onto the recent trend for drifting, but the story betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of the subject. Drifting is about style, not speed, so the idea of "drift racing" is (oxy)moronic. Drifting is like figure skating - no-one cares how quickly you do it, as long as it looks good and you're in complete control. The better your drifting, the slower you are around the track, so to judge a drift race by who crosses the line first completely misses the point. But then, maybe I'm missing the point in mentioning that - this movie, as with its predecessors, is all marshmallows and no meat. As long as your tyres are smoking, it's all good.

Lucas Black and Shad 'Bow Wow' Gregory Moss - in a tricked-up (I can hardly bring myself to say it) ... VW Touran!!! So what about the tyre-shredding action - is that any good? Well, it's a touch naive even in this context. We still have cars with infinite gears and actors having no idea what to do to make the car do what it's doing on the outside (Nathalie Kelly is particularly awful at this - she's still gazing dead ahead while her car's sliding at 45 degrees), but it's improved massively since the first episode. No longer do we have the current loser of a race suddenly remembering to press the gas pedal and thus magically making up the deficit, and the stunts are at least believable this time, even if some of the grafted-in computer sections contain intrusively unrealistic motion - which is particularly unacceptable as many of the hardest stunts are actually done for real. There's a little more knowledge in there somewhere as well, there's at least one heel-and-toe move in there and I think I even saw someone popping the clutch at one point - though it could have just been a harsh gearchange!

Ooo look, that's an NSX - I didn't notice that in the movie! Story-wise there's nothing worth waking up for, it's the usual teenage tripe designed to appeal to kids not old enough to drive yet, and the performances are similarly petulant. Lucas Black is a worthy brooding successor to Paul Walker, though he doesn't quite have the same presence and is clearly way too old to be in school (he's 23 and looks it). Brian Tee is instantly forgettable as the junior Yakuza baddie, as in fact are all the supporting characters - I doubt I'll remember anyone except Black in a month's time. The cars are more memorable, if not to my taste - there's a nice selection of Nissan 350Zs and Skylines, Mazda RX7s and RX8s, S2000s and Mitsubishi Evos (not your ideal drifting companion, not that you'd know it here!) - but unfortunately they have to be Max Powered to within an inch of their lives, because that's what the movie men think the image-conscious audience wants. Hell, maybe it is - I'm not exactly sixteen any more.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift is a painfully shallow cars-for-kids movie with an awful plot, tedious script and banal performances. Yet somehow a vein of cheekiness shines through and makes it fun, despite being dreadful. Far better than the second instalment and much smarter than the original, I'm on my own in thinking this is the best of the lot.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 3/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 4/5 - fast cars and the occasional scantily clad bimbo - nothing dangerous though.

To enjoy this film you should be: able to laugh at it and laugh with it at the same time. Or a Max Power subscriber.

 

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift was released in the UK on 16th June.

 

Your comments

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seen the film, and got to admit it is RUBBISH,

best part, the end where the "DK" gets challenged by Vin
nikkiy9, gateshead, NE england

 

5/5, excellent. I have loved all of them,u never c a good car film.The ending was brilliant there better be another one especially how u c dom at the end back from the1st one.
Anon