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25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eleventh race in Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hungary next weekend on 1st August.

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Bulgaria are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Finland on THURSDAY 29th July (a day earlier than usual!).

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the tenth race in Silverstone are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hockenheim on 25th July.

27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eighth race in Canada are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Valencia on 27th June.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Bulgaria on 9th July.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the exciting seventh race in Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Canada on 13th June.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the sixth race in Monaco are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 30th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth race in Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco on 16th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally New Zealand are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Portugal on 28th May.

19 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is New Zealand on 7th May.

18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third race in Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China on 18th April.

03 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Jordan are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 14th April.

29 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
Fantasy Rally:
All previous years' Fantasy Rally results are online - Check the 2009 season.

02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

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AVPR: Aliens vs Predator Requiem

AVPR: Aliens vs Predator Requiem

Cast: Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth, John Ortiz, Johnny Lewis, Kristen Hager.

Directed by Colin and Greg Strause.

Story: Aliens and Predators fight on Earth.

Running Time: 1hr 26 minutes.

UK Certificate 15.

 

It seems only yesterday that Alien vs Predator surprised us by being reasonably average - but it was actually four years ago. This one has its own share of surprises too.

The Alien / Predator hybrid hated family reunions. I have one major bone of contention which kept bugging me throughout, and that's the DARKNESS of it all. Most of the action takes place in various badly lit environments, so you can't see what's going on, even on the big screen. This is worsened by the fact that at the end of the last movie, an alien burst forth from a predator's belly, so we now have a PredAlien hybrid that has Daddy Pred's rasta-pigtails. This makes it virtually impossible to tell the bad guys apart when they're going at it, so you can't tell who's winning. More to the point, the creatures are so similar that I didn't even twig that one of them was a hybrid until after I'd got home and looked at the still pictures. On the upside though, the low light makes the effects look more convincing (much like Cloverfield's hand-held camera), but this is at the expense of being able to see what's going on, so the movie experience loses out as a whole. And, to be honest, both teams of freak do look an awful lot like men in suits. Which of course they are, but it's not supposed to be that obvious.

'You shall not pass!  Where'd you go?'  I wasn't kidding when I said it was dark. On a more positive note, there is a dose of unpredictability that we don't normally see in splatter fodder like this. Yes, we have the college kids, the hard-nosed soft-centred Ripley-esque army woman and the local cop way out of his depth, and they do get picked off one by one, but it's usually a surprise when one of them goes. More than once I was shocked to see the character I expected to see the end credits get splurged all over the wall, and that earns it points in my book. The effects are well up to scratch, as you would expect from directors with a history in visual effects, and the story is largely irrelevant. Whereas the previous AvP successfully set up the scenario of Aliens and Predators locking tentacles, this one just goes with the splattering.

AVPR: Aliens vs Predator Requiem is no better or worse than the previous episode, but with different strengths. It's never going to convert anyone, but as this type of movie goes, it's actually not bad.

I enjoyed this film: 3/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 3/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 1/5 - pleasingly graphic gore and profanity at a level you always get in these movies. Young kids should probably be kept away, if only from the "there's a monster outside the window" scene which may make it difficult for the tike to sleep tonight...

To enjoy this film you should: have a history of these movies.

 

AVPR: Aliens vs Predator Requiem was released in the UK on 18th January 2008.