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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

Cast: Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui, John Turturro, Rob Schneider. Directed by Dennis Dugan. Story: One-man army turns to shampoo. Running Time: 1hr 53 minutes. UK Certificate 12A.

This one's a bit of fun. It might even convert you to Adam Sandler - I know there are a lot of you out there who can't stand him.

"The Zohan" is like the bionic man - superhuman abilities in just about everything. He's an Israeli fighty man, way better than any of your weedy Arnies or James Bonds. Trouble is, he's had enough of the shooty slappy stuff and wants to be a hairdresser instead. Yeah, I know, I thought it sounded crap too, but it's way better than it sounds. True, it's potentially offensive, but then so are the Teletubbies. There are plenty of cameos - all poking fun at themselves - including the most precious bint of all, Mariah Carey, and some very carefully placed special effects that really help the fun factor.

You Don't Mess With The Zohan is really rather good. Gleefully ridiculous in all the right ways, it treads on some sensitive areas but gets away with them thanks to its inherent sense of fun.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 3/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 1/5

To enjoy this film you should be: not touchy about the Middle East.