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13 / 05 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth F1 race at Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco in two weeks on 27th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 25th.

30 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Argentina are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Greece and starts on 25th May. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 24th May.

23 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Jari-Matti Latvala has been injured, so he is being replaced by Dani Sordo for Rally Argentina. If you have Latvala on your team, you'll automatically score for Sordo instead. Cutoff for edits for this weekend's rally is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

22 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth F1 race at Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona in three weeks on 13th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 11th.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
Now we have a few races under our belt, the weightings have been changed to reflect the early season performances - see the the league page to see what changed.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third F1 race at China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is (probably) Bahrain next weekend on 22nd April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 20th.

02 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The results have been updated to reflect Mikko Hirvonen's exclusion from Rally Portugal.

01 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Argentina and starts on 27th April. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

28 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Last call to pick a WRC Academy driver! Teams will be locked from midnight GMT on Thursday night - if you haven't picked one by then, you'll get Christopher Duplessis by default.

25 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second F1 race at Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China in 3 weeks on 15th April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 13th.

18 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first F1 race at Australia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia this coming weekend - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT Friday.

15 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
LAST DAY! Teams entered after midnight GMT tonight won't count for Melbourne - this is your last chance!

13 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Portugal and starts on 29th March. Remember to pick your Academy driver before then! Anyone who doesn't pick an Academy driver will by default get the first guy on the list - Christopher Duplessis.

05 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
It's here! The 2012 Fantasy F1 championship is open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and Pick your team. You can change your mind as often as you like until midnight GMT on Thursday 15th March when teams will be frozen for the first race.

23 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The Mexico entry list has arrived and is available on the rally page.

14 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Due to Mini's recent hoo-ha, if you have Mini as your WRC team, you will score for the Mini Portugal team instead (currently Araujo/Nobre) from Mexico onwards.

13 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are open for editing again, though the entry list for Mexico isn't yet available.

12 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Mexico and starts on 8th March. Teams will reopen for editing on Monday.

23 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are now open for editing again. Ogier and Mikkelsen are entered into Sweden in S2000 cars, but they're not eligible for the SWRC championship. You can choose them as WRC drivers for Sweden if you want.

22 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from the Monte are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The second rally is in Sweden and starts on 9th Feb. Teams will be frozen at midnight GMT on the night of Thursday 9th Feb.

18 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Rally teams are now frozen for the Monte. You can still pick a team and it will start scoring from Sweden on 9th Feb.

11 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The 2012 Fantasy Rally season is now open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and pick a team. You can change your team as often as you like so you may as well create one now in case you forget later. Cutoff for the first race in Monte Carlo is midnight GMT on the night of TUESDAY 17th January.

27 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy F1:
The results from the final F1 race at Brazil are in and the championship has been decided! Check the results or see how your team did. First race of 2012 is Australia on 18th March. Entries for the new season will open a week or two before that date.

14 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
Shock rally drama! Martin Semerad was excluded from the PWRC, so our results change too, which gives us a new champion! Check the results or see how your team did.

13 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally GB are in and the season is over! Check the results or see how your team did. The 2012 season will be open for entries in early 2012 in time for Monte Carlo on 17th January.

 

Wimbledon

Wimbledon Cast: Kirsten Dunst, Paul Bettany, Sam Neill, Bernard Hill, Jon Favreau.

Directed by Richard Loncraine.

Story: Two tennis players meet and fall in love whilst competing at Wimbledon.

Running Time: 1hr 38 minutes.

Certificate 12A.

 

Wimbledon is just like Notting Hill and Love Actually. There you go, you can stop reading now. That's five minutes of your life I've saved. No need to thank me, you'd do the same for me.

See, I told you gluing our noses together would be a good laugh. What, you want to know more? Well if you insist. Kirsten Dunst stars as a bright young tennis player expected to win Wimbledon for the first time, Paul Bettany is the 31-year old at the end of his career, expected to end his life in tennis by going out in the first round and becoming tennis director at a hoity-toity tennis club, working for Robert Lindsay (from My Family) and teaching randy rich housewives, among them Celia Imrie from Calendar Girls. Sam Neill (Jurassic Park) is Kirsten's trainer/father. Take a stab at the entire story and you will be spot on - Wimbledon is as predictable as movies ever get. From the first serve until the final point, the plot developments are telegraphed carefully to avoid any possible surprises. Wimbledon is for those people who read TV magazines to find out what's going to happen in their favourite soap before it happens on screen.

The rest of us are kept amused by the witty script and the sheer Britishness of it. The stars spend time off in Brighton, Danny Baker and Chris Moyles are on the radio, Dermot Murnaghan is on the TV, Bernard Hill and Eleanor Bron are very Home Counties as the parents and of course there's Wimbledon itself, though strangely there's no mention of the day and a half it takes to get in after queueing from Norwich. The tennis scenes themselves are very convincing and most fans of this genre will not even pause to wonder how they managed to get actors to play like the professionals. However watch the ball during the action sequences and it doesn't move quite right - it's at that moment that it becomes clear. I reckon the ball wasn't actually there while they were filming the shots. The actors must have learned the rallies and performed them like a dance routine, then the ball must have been added by the touch-up guys later on. It's clever and it works well.

Is it too late to take up snooker? Paul Bettany delivers a sparkling performance as the self-doubting underdog, showing great skill and breadth, building impressively on his previous appearances as Chaucer in A Knight's Tale and as the naturalist in Master and Commander - I predict a few more leading roles for the lucky husband of Jennifer Connelly! Strangely, Kirsten Dunst doesn't gel quite so well in this environment. There's nothing wrong with the performance and I certainly wasn't aware of a lack of chemistry between the leading couple, but nonetheless there is a certain fish-out-of-water feel to her presence. I think the problem is that as Britons we are brought up on American films, then when we see a British film with British locations and British stars, it all seems so much more familiar and real that an American star seems as out of place in the movie as down the Dog and Duck.

Wimbledon then, does exactly what it says on the tin. Put your hands on the shoulders of the person in front and let them conga you through the next 98 minutes - you know where you're going and you know it never gets any more taxing than the odd kick, but it's still good fun if you're in the mood for it. It's trashy, obvious, middle-class nonsense, but the formula is honed to such a degree that it comes together to create a watchable, comfortable, heartwarming whole. The sense of familiarity makes it feel like a cup of cocoa on a cold night, curled up on a deep pile rug with a roaring fire in the hearth. Welcome back, old friend.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 1/5 Kirsten Dunst seen blurrily through a frosted shower door, one appropriate use of the the f-word, it's all very PG really.

To enjoy this film you should be: in brain-off mode.

 

To pre-order Wimbledon for its release on 7th February 2005, use the link below:

Wimbledon [DVD]