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25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eleventh race in Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hungary next weekend on 1st August.

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Bulgaria are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Finland on THURSDAY 29th July (a day earlier than usual!).

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the tenth race in Silverstone are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hockenheim on 25th July.

27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eighth race in Canada are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Valencia on 27th June.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Bulgaria on 9th July.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the exciting seventh race in Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Canada on 13th June.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the sixth race in Monaco are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 30th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth race in Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco on 16th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally New Zealand are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Portugal on 28th May.

19 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is New Zealand on 7th May.

18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third race in Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China on 18th April.

03 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Jordan are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 14th April.

29 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
Fantasy Rally:
All previous years' Fantasy Rally results are online - Check the 2009 season.

02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

18 / 08 / 2005
Sudoku!
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Transformers

Transformers

Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, John Turturro, Jon Voight, Rachael Taylor, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Anthony Anderson.

Directed by Michael Bay, executive producer Steven Spielberg.

Story: Robots visit earth and disguise themselves as everyday objects.

Running Time: 2hrs 24 minutes.

UK Certificate 12A.

 

Transformers - Robots in Disguise! The summer's most hotly awaited action flick is here, and it certainly takes no prisoners.

BOOBIES!  Sorry, I mean 'Megan Fox and Shia LeBeouf share a touching moment'.  But really, I wonder what they transform into. You have to be of a certain age to remember Transformers. Little toy robots that, if you press this bit here, twiddle that nadget like so, then, no hang on ... turn that back ... oh bollocks to it. Leave it as a toaster.

The idea of bringing them to the big screen was a brave one, but the movie's original trailer last year sparked so much interest that they knew it was a hit before it was even finished. Michael Bay takes the helm, which already tells you that it's going to be an all-action effects-fest with a story sufficient only to link the set pieces together. OK, maybe that's unfair, The Island had a pretty good story and the two Bad Boys movies were amusing enough, but Pearl Harbor, Armageddon and The Rock were all froth and no Guinness. With Transformers you probably need to see it a couple of times to even register what the story is, as you'll still be marvelling at the last special effect when you need to be listening.

Always a hit at parties, Optimus Prime does his impression of that Citroen C4 ad. Yes, if you're not into effects-laden movies, look away now. These morphing transformy things command the screen and are ambitiously flamboyant. Top marks to the Industrial Light and Magic crew who made this possible; they are possibly the best effects in cinematic history. Normally in such an effects-reliant atmosphere there are points during the most outlandish moments where you start to murmur, "that looks a bit wanky," but it just doesn't happen here. A truck turns into a robot with 10,000 moving parts (genuinely, I looked that up!) and you BELIEVE. Brilliant.

Josh Duhamel didn't believe his mates when they told him he was about to get a giant prick up the arse. In a movie like this, the acting often comes off second best, but Shia LeBeouf really gives his all and makes a name for himself. Love interest and impossibly glamorous Megan Fox has been causing unfamiliar stirrings in young trousers ever since the trailer surfaced and doesn't really have anything to work with, so it's left to John Turturro to give the only other memorable performance, as a not-quite-comedy obnoxious FBI git. There's a bundle of in-references for Transformers fans, including good-bot Optimus Prime's original voice from the TV series, and car nuts will enjoy the first screen appearance of the Giugaro concept Camaro, albeit in a rather obvious - even for Michael Bay - example of sponsored product placement. There's even some dark comedy tucked away in there if you look for it, such as the absent-minded flicking away of a pedestrian by a bot having a bad day.

I was all ready to dismiss Transformers as a bimbo before I saw it. Now I have, I still think it's a bimbo, but I like it anyway. The plot is thin, the ending predictable and Optimus Prime's stirring pep talk is laughably corny, but the action really does, in this case, make up for all that. For once, a blockbuster that really does bust blocks.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 4/5 - family-friendly action.

To enjoy this film you should be: an action/effects junkie.

 

Transformers will be released in the UK on 27th July 2007.

 

Your comments

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Transformers was absolutely brilliant. Michael Bay has done justice to the franchise with an action packed fest of epic proportions.

Transformers isn't in the same league as something like Tim Burton's take on the Batman franchise, but it does deliver in a similar way. It takes a franchise that 30 somethings remember affectionately from their youth and redelivers it as a film that is appropriate given that the audience have aged a bit.

Tim Burton delivered a much darker Caped Crusader than the series staring Adam Ward and the same is true of Transformers - Michael Bay delivers more darker content than the audience will remember - you can really believe that Megatron is evil now!

This could so easily have been a turkey smothered with special effects to try and hide a lack of substance underneath - but happily, that wasn't the case.
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