Superman Returns
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Cast: Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth, Frank Langella, James Marsden.
Directed by Bryan Singer.
Story: The man of steel pops back to Earth just in time to save it.
Running Time: 2hrs 34 minutes.
UK Certificate 12A. |
Oh boy, I've been looking forward to this one. X-Men director Bryan Singer takes on the might of the
Superman franchise. It is all I'd hoped for, but with some reservations...
It's been a rocky ride for Superman Returns, with two previous directors mercifully leaving and the cast being up in the air
(ho ho) for several years. In a controversial move, unknown Brandon Routh gets to wear the spandex in this new outing,
and he does it very well. The more-than-passing resemblance to Christopher Reeve certainly helps, and his performance takes
more than a few cues from the late Mr Reeve too, which is no bad thing. The remaining two lead roles are fielded by the
two stars of Beyond The Sea - Kate Bosworth and Kevin Spacey - while Bosworth is nowhere
near as watchable as Margot Kidder's original, Kevin Spacey triumphs over Gene Hackman, creating a whole new Lex Luthor -
smart, funny and deliciously evil, with a huge dollop of screen presence.
Spacey and Routh run the show here, the others may as well go home.
As we would expect, the 20 years since the last Superman movie have been filled with advances in visual effects, and the
new technology is used freely and effectively here. Although some scenes are a little over-ambitious, resulting in the
viewer momentarily snapping out of the magic by noticing the wires (figuratively speaking), on the whole the special effects
are marvellous and add significantly to the atmosphere, as you would hope and expect from a movie with X-Men's Bryan Singer
at the helm. Singer knows how to do superheroes and he captures the essence beautifully, flashing back to Superman's
childhood and indulging in swathes of dramatic flair just for the hell of it - I love it. I couldn't believe it when I
saw the running time was over two and a half hours - it feels considerably less than two hours, such is the captivating
nature of the movie.
So it's a straight 5/5 then? Well, sadly no. Whilst hugely enjoyable and highly accomplished, the coveted five-star
rating is stimied by some rather loose plotting. The story goes that the first four movies happened, then Superman popped
off home for a few years, then came back. In the meantime, everyone - Lois included - has forgotten that Superman and
Clark Kent are the same person. Strange that, don't you think? We can forgive that though, we can accept that as an
axiom and run
with it, but we can't accept the climax of the movie breaking the rules that have been set up before. I shan't reveal the
details for fear of spoiling the moment - suffice to say that the tension builds nicely in a he's-forked-now,
how's-he-gonna-get-out-of-this-one kind of way, the viewer already having thought about and dismissed a couple of solutions
as being impossible - then the script goes down one of those impossible routes anyway, blithely dismissing one of the
hard and fast Superman rules in the process. That's totally unacceptable in my eyes. This deflating moment caused me to
sadly reflect on that direst of endings, Independence Day, and to a lesser extent the recent
Flightplan. Writers - if you can't think of a plausible way out, don't send the plot in
that direction in the first place, it's not fecking rocket science. Fortunately, the rest of the movie is good enough
to make up for the schoolboy plot error, so I can still heartily recommend the movie, despite my reservations.
Superman Returns is a wonderful superhero movie. The frankly stupid save-the-world moment costs it the fifth
star, but nevertheless I wholeheartedly recommend everyone to go and see it.
I enjoyed this film: 4/5
I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 5/5
Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 4/5 - all good clean fun, lots of
excitement along the way.
To enjoy this film you should be: braced for the duff bit.
Superman Returns was released in the UK on 14th July.
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