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30 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The scores from Spa have been updated to reflect Alguersuari's 3-place penalty.

29 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the thirteenth race in Belgium are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monza in two weeks on 12th September.

22 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Japan on 10th September.

01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the twelfth race in Hungary are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Spa in four weeks on 29th August.

01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Finland are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Germany on 20th August.

25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eleventh race in Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hungary next weekend on 1st August.

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Bulgaria are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Finland on THURSDAY 29th July (a day earlier than usual!).

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the tenth race in Silverstone are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hockenheim on 25th July.

27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eighth race in Canada are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Valencia on 27th June.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Bulgaria on 9th July.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the exciting seventh race in Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Canada on 13th June.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the sixth race in Monaco are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 30th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth race in Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco on 16th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally New Zealand are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Portugal on 28th May.

19 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is New Zealand on 7th May.

18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third race in Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China on 18th April.

03 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Jordan are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 14th April.

29 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
Fantasy Rally:
All previous years' Fantasy Rally results are online - Check the 2009 season.

02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

18 / 08 / 2005
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Shrek 2

Cast: Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, John Cleese, Jennifer Saunders, Antonio Banderas.

Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon, though I'm not quite sure what the director does in this kind of film!

Story: Shrek meets the in-laws in a computer-generated sequel.

Running Time: 92 minutes.

Certificate U

 

She may be green, but you would, wouldn't you? You know, I think these computer things could catch on. No longer does a director have to spend all day on set waiting for his actors to nail it - he can sit at a computer tweaking and poking until it fits. This is the strength of the computer animation genre - details. The director can have finished the scene, sitting with his feet up and a cup of cocoa, when he thinks, "hang on, that would be better with a seagull in the background," so over he pops to his techie guys and says, "gull me." He then spends the next few hours perfecting the gull and lo! The scene is improved. Over the course of an entire film, this generates an aura of completeness that is simply not possible with live action. That is, if it's done right. Shrek did it right and so, I'm pleased to report, does the sequel.

Shrek has a worrying did-I-follow-through moment. Welcome back Shrek, welcome back Fiona, welcome back Donkey. I missed you and now you're back it feels like home again. I could - and have - watched these movies many, many times and their lure never fades. Whether it's Donkey making popping sounds to make the cart journey go faster, or the Fairy Godmother's I Need a Hero or Shrek's masterful lines ("You great stupid pastry!"), there is always something to make me smile, laugh and feel like the world is a better place. Make no mistake, this is a masterpiece of cinema and it's inconceivable that there won't be a third film to continue the story. The thought that this genre is still in its infancy must give today's young starlets major cause for concern, as surely this spells the end of the gravy train for the Hollywood actor. Undoubtedly live action productions will continue apace, but there is now a new industry within the industry, and it is removing the spotlight from the actors. It won't be long before the computer-generated movie will be able to produce dramas and thrillers to the requisite quality, and when they do they will introduce a degree of craftsmanship never before seen in these genres. I say bring it on.

Donkey learns what he's hung like. The voicing is perfect, particularly Eddie Murphy's hyperactive Donkey, who is the jewel in the story's crown. Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz reprise their Shrek and Princess Fiona, joined this time by John Cleese and Julie Andrews as Fiona's parents, Antonio Banderas as the cute but ferocious Puss in Boots, Jennifer Saunders as a venomous Fairy Godmother and Rupert Everett as the slimy Prince Charming. Curiously, in the American version Larry King voices the ugly sister and Joan Rivers is the compere towards the end. In the British version, however, these same parts are voiced by Jonathan Ross and Kate Thornton respectively. Now there's something you can't do with a live action film!

In case it's not obvious yet, I think Shrek 2 is one of the best films ever made. Furthermore, I can't think of anyone I know who wouldn't enjoy it too. Its appeal spreads across the whole board - young and old, cool and nerdy, man and woman. Go and see Shrek 2 or live with an ogre-sized hole in your life for evermore.

 

I enjoyed this film: 5/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 5/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 0/5 Nothing for the testosterone, but everyone will still like it.

To enjoy this film you should be: Human.

 

To buy Shrek 2 now, use one of the links below.

Shrek 2 [DVD]

Shrek 1 & 2 Box Set [DVD]

Shrek 2 Double Disc Edition with Voice Chip Packaging [DVD]