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13 / 05 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth F1 race at Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco in two weeks on 27th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 25th.

30 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Argentina are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Greece and starts on 25th May. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 24th May.

23 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Jari-Matti Latvala has been injured, so he is being replaced by Dani Sordo for Rally Argentina. If you have Latvala on your team, you'll automatically score for Sordo instead. Cutoff for edits for this weekend's rally is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

22 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth F1 race at Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona in three weeks on 13th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 11th.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
Now we have a few races under our belt, the weightings have been changed to reflect the early season performances - see the the league page to see what changed.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third F1 race at China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is (probably) Bahrain next weekend on 22nd April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 20th.

02 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The results have been updated to reflect Mikko Hirvonen's exclusion from Rally Portugal.

01 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Argentina and starts on 27th April. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

28 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Last call to pick a WRC Academy driver! Teams will be locked from midnight GMT on Thursday night - if you haven't picked one by then, you'll get Christopher Duplessis by default.

25 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second F1 race at Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China in 3 weeks on 15th April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 13th.

18 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first F1 race at Australia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia this coming weekend - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT Friday.

15 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
LAST DAY! Teams entered after midnight GMT tonight won't count for Melbourne - this is your last chance!

13 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Portugal and starts on 29th March. Remember to pick your Academy driver before then! Anyone who doesn't pick an Academy driver will by default get the first guy on the list - Christopher Duplessis.

05 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
It's here! The 2012 Fantasy F1 championship is open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and Pick your team. You can change your mind as often as you like until midnight GMT on Thursday 15th March when teams will be frozen for the first race.

23 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The Mexico entry list has arrived and is available on the rally page.

14 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Due to Mini's recent hoo-ha, if you have Mini as your WRC team, you will score for the Mini Portugal team instead (currently Araujo/Nobre) from Mexico onwards.

13 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are open for editing again, though the entry list for Mexico isn't yet available.

12 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Mexico and starts on 8th March. Teams will reopen for editing on Monday.

23 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are now open for editing again. Ogier and Mikkelsen are entered into Sweden in S2000 cars, but they're not eligible for the SWRC championship. You can choose them as WRC drivers for Sweden if you want.

22 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from the Monte are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The second rally is in Sweden and starts on 9th Feb. Teams will be frozen at midnight GMT on the night of Thursday 9th Feb.

18 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Rally teams are now frozen for the Monte. You can still pick a team and it will start scoring from Sweden on 9th Feb.

11 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The 2012 Fantasy Rally season is now open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and pick a team. You can change your team as often as you like so you may as well create one now in case you forget later. Cutoff for the first race in Monte Carlo is midnight GMT on the night of TUESDAY 17th January.

27 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy F1:
The results from the final F1 race at Brazil are in and the championship has been decided! Check the results or see how your team did. First race of 2012 is Australia on 18th March. Entries for the new season will open a week or two before that date.

14 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
Shock rally drama! Martin Semerad was excluded from the PWRC, so our results change too, which gives us a new champion! Check the results or see how your team did.

13 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally GB are in and the season is over! Check the results or see how your team did. The 2012 season will be open for entries in early 2012 in time for Monte Carlo on 17th January.

 

Resident Evil: Extinction

Resident Evil Extinction

Cast: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Iain Glen, Spencer Locke, Oded Fehr, Mike Epps, Matthew Marsden.

Directed by Russell Mulcahy.

Story: Alice? Who the f*ck is Alice?

Running Time: 1hr 35 minutes.

UK Certificate 15.

 

Whenever I watch one of the Resident Evils, I expect them to be crap but somehow end up enjoying it. Extinction is the best of the lot.

Milla Jovovich tries to decide between Ant and Dec. It's only the action bits that I ever remember though, so I'm having trouble deciding which bits of this story I can tell you without giving away something new. Best stay safe and say nothing. Milla Jovovich stars again as the athletic shooty girl Alice from the video game series and she shows no less energy here than in the first episode. It's now way into the future, Gordon Brown has long been turned into a zombie making his election plans somewhat irrelevant, and the Scissor Sisters are nothing more than a distant and disturbing memory, because the virus that caused all the commotion in the first two episodes has broken loose and eaten the world, leaving little more than a few Mad Maxy survivors. And Alice. Most of the supporting cast are unknown to me, but you may recognise Ali Larter as the schizophrenic from Heroes (though I must admit I thought it was Jennifer Connelly until the credits rolled!), and R&B star Ashanti doesn't disgrace herself in the company of proper actors.

Ali Larter is ready to pick off whichever one is left. The opening scene has a distinctly James Bond sense to it, with some outlandishly over-engineered booby traps for Alice to negotiate and a room that splits in two to reveal the secrets below - with a table that spans the gap that consequently has to split in two as well ... I can't explain why but I found that tongue-in-cheek detail rather amusing. The director Russell Mulcahy seems to be having great fun messing around with the format, evoking memories of everything from Dawn of the Dead to The Birds. You get the feeling that we're not supposed to take it at all seriously, which is a good thing in my book, as these fantasy tales tend to stretch credulity otherwise. The effects are adequate (well, maybe a touch Blue Peter in places), the acting totally fine and the action pumps the adrenaline nicely - and there are a few scares likely to make you drop your popcorn. It's really rather good.

Resident Evil Extinction won't win any awards, but it's a cut above most of the mindless slashy zombie stuff. For a lads' night out you'll be hard pushed to find a purer action fix and you know what, it'd make a damn good video game.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 5/5 - frenetic action, lots of blood and guts and the now-traditional quick flash of nudity from Milla Jovovich.

 

Resident Evil Extinction was released in the UK on 12th October 2007.