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13 / 05 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth F1 race at Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco in two weeks on 27th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 25th.

30 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Argentina are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Greece and starts on 25th May. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 24th May.

23 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Jari-Matti Latvala has been injured, so he is being replaced by Dani Sordo for Rally Argentina. If you have Latvala on your team, you'll automatically score for Sordo instead. Cutoff for edits for this weekend's rally is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

22 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth F1 race at Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona in three weeks on 13th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 11th.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
Now we have a few races under our belt, the weightings have been changed to reflect the early season performances - see the the league page to see what changed.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third F1 race at China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is (probably) Bahrain next weekend on 22nd April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 20th.

02 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The results have been updated to reflect Mikko Hirvonen's exclusion from Rally Portugal.

01 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Argentina and starts on 27th April. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

28 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Last call to pick a WRC Academy driver! Teams will be locked from midnight GMT on Thursday night - if you haven't picked one by then, you'll get Christopher Duplessis by default.

25 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second F1 race at Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China in 3 weeks on 15th April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 13th.

18 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first F1 race at Australia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia this coming weekend - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT Friday.

15 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
LAST DAY! Teams entered after midnight GMT tonight won't count for Melbourne - this is your last chance!

13 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Portugal and starts on 29th March. Remember to pick your Academy driver before then! Anyone who doesn't pick an Academy driver will by default get the first guy on the list - Christopher Duplessis.

05 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
It's here! The 2012 Fantasy F1 championship is open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and Pick your team. You can change your mind as often as you like until midnight GMT on Thursday 15th March when teams will be frozen for the first race.

23 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The Mexico entry list has arrived and is available on the rally page.

14 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Due to Mini's recent hoo-ha, if you have Mini as your WRC team, you will score for the Mini Portugal team instead (currently Araujo/Nobre) from Mexico onwards.

13 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are open for editing again, though the entry list for Mexico isn't yet available.

12 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Mexico and starts on 8th March. Teams will reopen for editing on Monday.

23 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are now open for editing again. Ogier and Mikkelsen are entered into Sweden in S2000 cars, but they're not eligible for the SWRC championship. You can choose them as WRC drivers for Sweden if you want.

22 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from the Monte are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The second rally is in Sweden and starts on 9th Feb. Teams will be frozen at midnight GMT on the night of Thursday 9th Feb.

18 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Rally teams are now frozen for the Monte. You can still pick a team and it will start scoring from Sweden on 9th Feb.

11 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The 2012 Fantasy Rally season is now open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and pick a team. You can change your team as often as you like so you may as well create one now in case you forget later. Cutoff for the first race in Monte Carlo is midnight GMT on the night of TUESDAY 17th January.

27 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy F1:
The results from the final F1 race at Brazil are in and the championship has been decided! Check the results or see how your team did. First race of 2012 is Australia on 18th March. Entries for the new season will open a week or two before that date.

14 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
Shock rally drama! Martin Semerad was excluded from the PWRC, so our results change too, which gives us a new champion! Check the results or see how your team did.

13 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally GB are in and the season is over! Check the results or see how your team did. The 2012 season will be open for entries in early 2012 in time for Monte Carlo on 17th January.

 

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

Cast: Ben Whishaw, Dustin Hoffman, Alan Rickman, John Hurt, Rachel Hurd-Wood.

Directed by Tom Tykwer, adapted from the book by Patrick Süskind.

Story: Super-smeller psycho. Allegedly the most expensive German movie ever made (though it's in English).

Running Time: 2hrs 27 minutes.

UK Certificate 15.

 

Perfume was an unfilmable book, according to Stanley Kubrick. He was so very wrong that if he were alive today, he'd turn in his grave.

Ben Whishaw's test tube babies were just a little too runny. The Murderer of the title is Ben Whishaw, born in a less than fragrant fishmarket in pongy Paris during the peak of pungent 18th century whiffiness. It just happens that this soggy little specimen has a supernaturally good sense of smell and a somewhat absent sense of morality, which unsurprisingly shapes his life somewhat. The importance of smell to the story is what made it seem unfilmable but, thanks to some superb artistic direction, the odours are brilliantly conveyed, to the point where you think you can actually smell the cocktail emanating from the screen - that's quite an achievement. Visual effects are present, but they're those magical types that contribute to the movie without sticking out like a sore thumb so I heartily approve, and the haunting score is perfect in its drama and unobtrusiveness. And there's plenty of nudity, which always helps in my book.

Alan Rickman and Rachel Hurd-Wood sharing bodily warmth - that's his excuse anyway. Young Ben Whishaw does a superb job of bringing the troubled scent connoisseur to life with his asymmetric features and winsome presence. It's half an hour before he utters his first word, but he conveys so much in his performance that it's almost a disappointment when he does. It's an immense credit to both actor and director that we're made to feel sympathetic towards a character who is, undoubtedly, a callous mass-murderer and, in fact, by the end we're in two minds whether we want him to be caught or not. This sets up the ending nicely, which is very peculiar and completely unexpected - in a lesser movie it would have been absurd, but Perfume just barely pulls it off thanks to the slightly fairy-tale feel that has been created in earlier scenes, helped by the lightly comic parfumier Dustin Hoffman and the sternly protective father Alan Rickman, both of whom add considerable substance.

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is European cinema at its best - unconvential, beautiful and genuinely captivating. Its slow and deliberate pace will put off some and the ending will lose others, but the more patient and forgivingly cultured among you will be in scented heaven.

I enjoyed this film: 5/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 3/5 - loads of naked women, particularly at the end, but the bum-unfriendly running time counts against it here.

To enjoy this film you should be: with your family.

 

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer was released in the UK on 22nd December.