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25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eleventh race in Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hungary next weekend on 1st August.

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Bulgaria are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Finland on THURSDAY 29th July (a day earlier than usual!).

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eighth race in Canada are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Valencia on 27th June.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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19 / 04 / 2010
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18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
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03 / 04 / 2010
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29 / 03 / 2010
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The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
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The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
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31 / 01 / 2010
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The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
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02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

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Pan's Labyrinth (El Laberinto del Fauno)

Pan's Labyrinth

Cast: Ivana Baquero, Ariadna Gil, Maribel Verdú.

Directed by Guillermo del Toro. In Spanish with English subtitles.

Story: A girl trapped in the Spanish Civil War discovers a subterranean fantasy world.

Running Time: 1hr 59 minutes.

UK Certificate 15.

 

It may look like a kiddies' movie - it may even play like a kiddies' movie at times - but this one's most definitely not for the bairns.

Maribel Verdú was very protective of her copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover because the pages fell open at just the right places. Pan's Labyrinth never really admits whether the fantasies are all in the little girl's head, or if we're supposed to believe them. Set amongst the horror of the Spanish Civil War and under the control of a malicious stepfather general, young Ofelia could well be imagining the fantastic creatures that fill her days. It's easy to forget that this is a subtitled movie because your eyes are transfixed on the screen the whole time, so the minimal reading isn't the chore that it can be with other foreign language flicks. The creatures in the eponymous labyrinth are perfectly realised and genuinely chilling - I'd have had many sleepless nights if I'd seen this before hitting double figures. Mind you, I got scared by Bergerac once, so that's not saying much.

Everyone said that Jade Goody's new look was a huge improvement. Young Ivana Baquero is totally convincing as the curious Ofelia, and she's supported well by her adult and alien counterparts. The mysterious underground world that she discovers is a stark contrast to her wartorn overland life and it creates an effective juxtaposition, giving the movie a uniqueness and, more importantly, giving me the opportunity to use the word "juxtaposition" in a sentence and making me look like a proper reviewer, with a proper vocabulary and everything. If I can just find a way to slip in "Zeitgeist" and "Gestalt", I'll be invited onto BBC2 to grow a beard around a table with Germaine Greer.

Pan's Labyrinth is, dare I say it, original. It has a feel all of its own and for that reason alone, it's worth your time. Its messages are deeply hidden enough so that you can draw your own conclusions and if nothing else, it'll give you something to talk about. Try it.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 2/5 - some peculiarly icky moments and most definitely not for kids unless you want them lying awake all night trembling.

To enjoy this film you should: expect it to be an adults' movie.

 

Pan's Labyrinth was released in the UK on 19th January.