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30 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The scores from Spa have been updated to reflect Alguersuari's 3-place penalty.

29 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the thirteenth race in Belgium are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monza in two weeks on 12th September.

22 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Japan on 10th September.

01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the sixth race in Monaco are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 30th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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19 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third race in Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China on 18th April.

03 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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29 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
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The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
Fantasy Rally:
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02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

18 / 08 / 2005
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Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite Cast: No-one you've heard of - Jon Heder, Efren Ramirez, Aaron Ruell, Jon Gries, Tina Majorino, Diedrich Bader, Sandy Martin.

Directed by Jared Hess.

Story: The Idaho High School Nerd Show.

Running Time: 1hr 22 minutes.

Certificate PG.

 

Every so often a movie shows up that is so quirky, so self-effacing and so simple that it's a joy to watch. Napoleon Dynamite is such a film and boy, is it quirky.

He's nothing like Napoleon, and he's certainly not dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite is the name of the lead character, possibly the biggest high school nerd ever invented. Dull in the eyes, stylistically, linguistically and cerebrally challenged, Napoleon has no discernible redeeming features whatsoever - yet the movie is such that the viewer warms to the horrid little tit and we want to keep watching. Napoleon's brother Kip is no better, so it's no surprise that their parents are nowhere in sight. It'd take a mighty strong character to be able to live with yourself after watching the fruits of your loins develop all the charm and appeal of a haemorrhoid exhibition. Along the way, Napoleon hooks up with new boy Pedro, a similarly dull-eyed and uncharismatic chap, but without the crippling personality cataracts. Napoleon and Pedro are a hoot together, though I'm not sure why. There's a touch of Derek and Clive in their flat monotone delivery, but there aren't any actual jokes - the comedy is in the surrealness and the cringeworthiness of the nerds, with the odd funny situation thrown in.

Women can't be as dorky as men - it's just not possible. Nothing much happens to speak of, we simply follow the lives of these social misfits and laugh at how socially inept they are. Then the equally dweeby (but curiously cute) Deb enters their lives and causes ripples - though you'd hardly notice. That's the fun of these deadpan characters, they take everything so calmly while all the emotions are going on underneath - the polar opposite to your average movie character. The acting is so convincing that it's inconceivable that there isn't at least a little of the characters in the actors - which I guess means there's hope for us all yet, even those that do nerdy stuff like write movie reviews for web sites (ahem). If Napoleon and Kip Dynamite can be movie stars, you or I could be President of Moldavia.

Napoleon Dynamite is a wonderfully uplifting, nice, family-friendly movie (the most offensive word is "fricking") that shows us the potential of all of us and the ability for even the most outcast to find their niche in life. At least, that's what I saw. Maybe it was really just a few dorks having a laugh. Whichever it was, it's great fun and I recommend it to all free-thinking adults. Oh, and don't leave before the credits - there's a full five minutes left after they finish!

I enjoyed this film: 5/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 0/5 Still great though.

To enjoy this film you should: contain a little closet dork.