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25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eleventh race in Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hungary next weekend on 1st August.

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Bulgaria are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Finland on THURSDAY 29th July (a day earlier than usual!).

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eighth race in Canada are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Valencia on 27th June.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
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16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the sixth race in Monaco are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 30th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth race in Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco on 16th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
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19 / 04 / 2010
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18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
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The results from the third race in Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China on 18th April.

03 / 04 / 2010
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The results from Rally Jordan are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 14th April.

29 / 03 / 2010
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The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
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The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
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The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
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The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
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02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

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Kung Fu Hustle

Kung Fu Hustle

Cast: Stephen Chow, Wah Yuen, Qiu Yuen, Kwok Kuen Chan, Siu Lung Leung, Dong Zhi Hua, Chiu Chi Ling, Chi Chung Lam.

Directed by Stephen Chow.

Story: A small village defends itself from the nasty Axe Gang.

Running Time: 1hr 35 minutes.

Certificate 15.

In CHINESE with English subtitles.

 

Kung Fu Hustle has made more money than any other Hong Kong film. Does that mean it's any good? Well, many will say yes and many will say no. I say it's worth a watch purely for its novelty value. Ignore the trailer - it makes it look like a childish fighting movie - Kung Fu Hustle is as eclectic and refreshing a film as you'll see this year.

Swallowing a cantaloupe whole is rarely a good idea. Drawing from sources as diverse as Hero, West Side Story, The Shining and even Road Runner, Kung Fu Hustle is a non-musical musical that slowly morphs into a live action cartoon over the duration of the movie. Presented with a deep tract of fun, we're never supposed to take proceedings at all seriously. Characters jump and fling each other around like toys - in Hero and Crouching Tiger this technique just looked stupid, but here as we are playing with such a daft deck already, it doesn't jar nearly as much. The iffy wire work is complemented by some marvellous computer effects, exaggerating events to Final Fantasy proportions and enabling some very nifty sequences that would have been impossible a few years ago.

Hilda Ogden, Hong Kong style Whilst it is a comedy, it's not as funny as many - the humour is more amusing than uproarious and comes largely from the novelty and unfamiliarity of the style rather than the quality of the rather immature (but fun) material. The story, which is essentially a village being picked on by increasingly mean bad guys, is largely irrelevant, but works well as a means to string the fun fighty bits together. There is a great deal of violence, but most of it is cartoony - think of it as a mix of Laurel & Hardy, Tom & Jerry and South Park and you'll have the right idea. The 15 certificate is appropriate.

Kung Fu Hustle is one of those extreme rarities - an original movie. Whilst most of the individual parts have been seen elsewhere, they've never been combined in this way before. Go in with an open mind and don't be put off by the rather weak opening 10 minutes and you might find a surprise hit on your hands.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 5/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 2/5 Plenty of bone-crunching.

To enjoy this film you should: not prejudge it.

 

Kung Fu Hustle is on general release in the UK now.