Home Fantasy Rally Fantasy F1 Fun Stuff, Sudoku Movies Links

Forwardcharm

 

 

Latest News

13 / 05 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth F1 race at Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco in two weeks on 27th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 25th.

30 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Argentina are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Greece and starts on 25th May. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 24th May.

23 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Jari-Matti Latvala has been injured, so he is being replaced by Dani Sordo for Rally Argentina. If you have Latvala on your team, you'll automatically score for Sordo instead. Cutoff for edits for this weekend's rally is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

22 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth F1 race at Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona in three weeks on 13th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 11th.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
Now we have a few races under our belt, the weightings have been changed to reflect the early season performances - see the the league page to see what changed.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third F1 race at China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is (probably) Bahrain next weekend on 22nd April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 20th.

02 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The results have been updated to reflect Mikko Hirvonen's exclusion from Rally Portugal.

01 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Argentina and starts on 27th April. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

28 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Last call to pick a WRC Academy driver! Teams will be locked from midnight GMT on Thursday night - if you haven't picked one by then, you'll get Christopher Duplessis by default.

25 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second F1 race at Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China in 3 weeks on 15th April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 13th.

18 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first F1 race at Australia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia this coming weekend - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT Friday.

15 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
LAST DAY! Teams entered after midnight GMT tonight won't count for Melbourne - this is your last chance!

13 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Portugal and starts on 29th March. Remember to pick your Academy driver before then! Anyone who doesn't pick an Academy driver will by default get the first guy on the list - Christopher Duplessis.

05 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
It's here! The 2012 Fantasy F1 championship is open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and Pick your team. You can change your mind as often as you like until midnight GMT on Thursday 15th March when teams will be frozen for the first race.

23 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The Mexico entry list has arrived and is available on the rally page.

14 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Due to Mini's recent hoo-ha, if you have Mini as your WRC team, you will score for the Mini Portugal team instead (currently Araujo/Nobre) from Mexico onwards.

13 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are open for editing again, though the entry list for Mexico isn't yet available.

12 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Mexico and starts on 8th March. Teams will reopen for editing on Monday.

23 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are now open for editing again. Ogier and Mikkelsen are entered into Sweden in S2000 cars, but they're not eligible for the SWRC championship. You can choose them as WRC drivers for Sweden if you want.

22 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from the Monte are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The second rally is in Sweden and starts on 9th Feb. Teams will be frozen at midnight GMT on the night of Thursday 9th Feb.

18 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Rally teams are now frozen for the Monte. You can still pick a team and it will start scoring from Sweden on 9th Feb.

11 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The 2012 Fantasy Rally season is now open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and pick a team. You can change your team as often as you like so you may as well create one now in case you forget later. Cutoff for the first race in Monte Carlo is midnight GMT on the night of TUESDAY 17th January.

27 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy F1:
The results from the final F1 race at Brazil are in and the championship has been decided! Check the results or see how your team did. First race of 2012 is Australia on 18th March. Entries for the new season will open a week or two before that date.

14 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
Shock rally drama! Martin Semerad was excluded from the PWRC, so our results change too, which gives us a new champion! Check the results or see how your team did.

13 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally GB are in and the season is over! Check the results or see how your team did. The 2012 season will be open for entries in early 2012 in time for Monte Carlo on 17th January.

 

It's All Gone Pete Tong

It's All Gone Pete Tong

Cast: Paul Kaye, Mike Wilmot, Beatriz Batarda, Kate Magowan, Pete Tong.

Directed by Michael Dowse.

Story: Ibiza club DJ Frankie Wilde goes deaf and thus finds the music industry a touch trickier.

Running Time: 1hr 30 minutes.

Certificate 15.

 

Inaccurately billed as a comedy, It's All Gone Pete Tong is the difficult tale of mad-for-it Ibiza DJ Frankie Wilde as he struggles to handle the relentless onslaught of deafness. The trailer suggests it's a cross between 24 Hour Party People and Blackball, but don't believe that for a moment, this is a story of one man's battle to deal with an ironic roll of the dice.

Paul Kaye saying TURN IT UP A BIT! Not that there aren't comic moments - Paul Kaye (previously seen in Blackball, Two Thousand Acres of Sky and originally as red carpet vulture Dennis Pennis) generates a few chuckles with his googly-eyed look-at-me brash and brazen Brit routine. As the deafness ensues and the narcotic abuse escalates, the strain on Kaye's acting skills begins to show. He does a fine job, but his limited range is exposed with an excess of staring into space with the odd eye twitch for good measure. In a way this contributes, because it lends a sense of drowning to otherwise super-confident Frankie Wilde. Someone more mainstream - say Daniel Craig from Layer Cake - would have handled these scenes in a more intense manner, though perhaps at the expense of the sheer lunacy of Kaye's screen persona. I must admit I was taken in for a bit while researching this review, thinking that Paul Kaye does seem to look spookily similar to the pictures of Frankie Wilde that I was finding on the internet on several "fan sites". I was confused for a while when I found that Amazon etc. had never heard of him despite the fan sites showing his albums, then eventually the penny dropped. The fan sites are part of the hype - it's not a true story at all. I'd even thought that I'd heard the name before. Cunning buggers - got me.

Make some nooooiiiiiiiiise! Peppered within the main thread and helping to validate the apparent truth of the story, a series of real-life DJs including Carl Cox, Charlie Chester, Paul van Dyk and Fatboy Slim (under the moniker Lol Hammond) appear as talking heads in the vox pop style commonly used in non-fiction TV shows, and Pete Tong himself turns up in an early cameo, playing himself interviewing a buzzy Wilde before the onset of his difficulties. You don't need to know who these guys are to understand what's going on - but I would suggest that if you're not familiar with the "It's All Gone Pete Tong" phrase, then much of the 'avin'-it-large culture will probably be lost on you too. This will limit the audience somewhat, because to appreciate it you have to be familiar with club culture and also want a personal tale of adversity - a combination not found in a massive portion of the cinema-going audience. Throw in the Coke Badger - an imaginary furry demon who haunts Wilde while he's trying to kick the white powder - and we have a film more suited to the fringe festivals than the mainstream, a little like Donnie Darko (though it may just be the six-foot imaginary talking mammals that led me there).

The rating I've given seems harsh - I feel like it deserves higher - but I really wanted it to be funnier having seen the trailer, and I think the subject matter will put off most of the public - so whilst it may be a fine film for the right audience, the ratings here will, I think, reflect the majority. It's an admirable and largely enjoyable story, but its limited demographic will relegate it to cult-only status.

I enjoyed this film: 3/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 2/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 3/5 Brit-lad culture, more cocaine than you could snort in a lifetime and the odd pair of beach boobs.

To enjoy this film you should: appreciate that it's not what the trailer says it is.

 

It's All Gone Pete Tong is on general release in the UK now.