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30 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The scores from Spa have been updated to reflect Alguersuari's 3-place penalty.

29 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the thirteenth race in Belgium are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monza in two weeks on 12th September.

22 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Japan on 10th September.

01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the twelfth race in Hungary are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Spa in four weeks on 29th August.

01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Finland are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Germany on 20th August.

25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eleventh race in Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hungary next weekend on 1st August.

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Bulgaria are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Finland on THURSDAY 29th July (a day earlier than usual!).

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the tenth race in Silverstone are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hockenheim on 25th July.

27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eighth race in Canada are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Valencia on 27th June.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Bulgaria on 9th July.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the exciting seventh race in Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Canada on 13th June.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the sixth race in Monaco are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 30th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth race in Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco on 16th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally New Zealand are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Portugal on 28th May.

19 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is New Zealand on 7th May.

18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third race in Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China on 18th April.

03 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Jordan are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 14th April.

29 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
Fantasy Rally:
All previous years' Fantasy Rally results are online - Check the 2009 season.

02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

18 / 08 / 2005
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Hostage

Hostage Cast: Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak, Jimmy Bennett, Michelle Horn, Ben Foster, Jonathan Tucker. Marshall Allman.

Directed by Florent Emilio Siri.

Story: An ex-hostage negotiator finds himself thrust into a familiar situation.

Running Time: 1hr 53 minutes.

Certificate 15.

 

Bruce Willis has found himself a cosy little niche in the roles he plays. Ordinary bloke, possibly trained in something useful in a previous life, caught in an extraordinary situation - that's Brucie's bread and butter. He delivers pretty reliably in that role too. When he gets talented direction and a fairly interesting story, well that's just a Brucie bonus.

No, I'm fine for rug shampoo, thank you. Hostage concerns a trio of teenage delinquents who get in way over their heads when they hold a rich family hostage. Bruce Willis is the local cop and ex-negotiator in situations like these. Naturally, things get more complicated in ways I shan't ruin for you and Brucie gets his chance to be a hero again. Hostage could so easily have been derivative candy-floss toss but thanks to the quality of the people involved, it transcends mediocrity and holds its own nicely. Not that this is Citizen Kane - it's just a pleasingly captivating siege movie. At times the script can get a little corny, but it stops just this side of laughable. Mostly. There's a rather dubious bit towards the end where the director tries to make the baddie look like Jesus and the kidnappee look like Mary - I have no idea what to make of that. I assume it's a pretentious legacy from Siri's previous work in video games (Splinter Cell).

Brucie and his real-life daughter Rumer, playing his screen daughter Amanda. Plotwise, Hostage is pretty comfortable - it can't have had much opposition on that score. Unusually, there's enough plot that they can even afford to have a seemingly significant plot detail that isn't followed up - if I say "2 DVDs", you'll know what I mean once you see it. The acting is not top notch - Bruce is fine in a Die Hard-esque way, Jonathan Tucker is impressive as the panicky hostage-taker, but Ben Foster takes things a little too far in the role of a lifetime, the crazed psychopath. Emotion is built up using dramatic music - again, just and only just short of comical. One misplaced glance or careless line and the balance could have been irrevocably tipped, yet somehow it teeters on the edge and succeeds in maintaining the suspense without making us sigh in resignation and check our watches. No mean feat.

Hostage is harsh, dangerous and yet glossy at the same time. It will appeal to action fans as there is plenty of slo-mo gung-ho malarkey - but the psychological twists and unpredictability will keep the rest of you entertained as well. This is one of those rare movies that both boyfriend and girlfriend will enjoy - though the girlfriend will pretend not to so she can see Shall We Dance next time. Don't be fooled!

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 3/5 Psychos, guns and heroes.

To enjoy this film you should: suspend cynicism.