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09 / 09 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Japan will be delayed - expect to see them around Wednesday-ish.

30 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The scores from Spa have been updated to reflect Alguersuari's 3-place penalty.

29 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the thirteenth race in Belgium are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monza in two weeks on 12th September.

22 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Japan on 10th September.

01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the twelfth race in Hungary are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Spa in four weeks on 29th August.

01 / 08 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Finland are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Germany on 20th August.

25 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eleventh race in Germany are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hungary next weekend on 1st August.

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Bulgaria are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Finland on THURSDAY 29th July (a day earlier than usual!).

11 / 07 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the tenth race in Silverstone are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Hockenheim on 25th July.

27 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the ninth race in Valencia are in, including the penalties for the naughty boys driving too fast. Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Silverstone on 11th July.

13 / 06 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the eighth race in Canada are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Valencia on 27th June.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Bulgaria on 9th July.

30 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the exciting seventh race in Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Canada on 13th June.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The Monaco scores have been updated to reflect Michael Schumacher's ridiculous penalty for daring to overtake a Ferrari. Check the updated results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

16 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the sixth race in Monaco are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 30th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth race in Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco on 16th May.

10 / 05 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally New Zealand are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is Portugal on 28th May.

19 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Turkey are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next rally is New Zealand on 7th May.

18 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth race in China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona on 9th May.

06 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The JWRC driver lineup has been released, so you can make your selection before teams are frozen for Turkey on the night of 15th April. If you don't pick anyone, you'll get Aaron Burkart by default.

05 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third race in Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China on 18th April.

03 / 04 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Jordan are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Turkey on 14th April.

29 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second race in Melbourne are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia THIS WEEKEND on 4th April.

14 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first race in Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Australia on 28th March.

09 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy F1!
Yes, there's a brand new Fantasy Formula One game! Check the rules or enter your team by Friday night to qualify for the first race in Bahrain!

08 / 03 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Jordan on 1st April.

17 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The points awarded for a win have changed in the real WRC, so we've reflected the changes in our scoring too. Check the rules to see the details. Next rally is Mexico on 5th March, teams will be frozen at midnight on the night of Thursday 4th March.

16 / 02 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team.

31 / 01 / 2010
Fantasy Rally:
The new rally season is upon us - 2010 Fantasy Rally is now open! Check the rules or pick a team ready for the start on 12th Feb.

25 / 10 / 2009
Fantasy Rally:
All previous years' Fantasy Rally results are online - Check the 2009 season.

02 / 08 / 2009
Reviews:
Sorry, there won't be any more movie reviews for the foreseeable future. Events have overtaken me. Catch up on reviews you may have missed.

18 / 08 / 2005
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Eastern Promises

Eastern Promises

Cast: Viggo Mortensen, Naomi Watts, Vincent Cassel, Armin Mueller-Stahl.

Directed by David Cronenberg.

Story: A nurse investigates an orphaned baby's links with the Russian mafia.

Running Time: 1hr 40 minutes.

UK Certificate 18.

 

Eastern Promises is David Cronenberg's follow-up to A History of Violence. It's completely different - yet it feels the same.

Vincent Cassel and Viggo Mortensen may be cool, but they still can't resist a good gawp at a nice arse. That probably has a lot to do with Viggo Mortensen's presence. We know him as Aragorn, and it's to his credit that we never think of him that way - he's a very convincing Russian mafia driver. Cronenberg seems to have taken the criticism of his previous movie to heart and has abandoned the snail's pace, adopting a more concentration-friendly trot, and the intensity has been toned down a notch - though no-one told Naomi Watts. Her role as the nurse trying to track down an orphaned baby's family is the least convincing - partly because she wears the same intense expression all the time, much like Jodie Foster in Flightplan, and partly because the character is rather one-dimensional. The way the movie is shot suggests that she's one of the leads, but the way she's written suggests she's no more than a supporting character. That's not the only problem with the writing either - the ending, as with a few of Cronenberg's movies, is less than satisfying.

Naomi Watts is torn between appreciating the compliment and resenting the sexism. I was worried about Eastern Promises. The first twenty minutes or so is rather dull and uninspiring, but it gained a slow hold over me like a python biding its time, constricting whenever its victim takes a breath. There isn't actually very much plot, but it never seemed like too little - the increasing atmosphere alone is enough to hold the interest, and Mortensen carries the role excellently, as does the mafia godfather-figure Armin Mueller-Stahl, who is a veteran actor of more than fifty years and a hundred movies, and yet has never troubled my consciousness until now. There is, as you would expect from a Cronenberg movie, some violence involved, including one particular moment which I have to confess actually made me gasp in the cinema - not something I can remember ever doing before. To my relief I wasn't the only one, and a small ripple of nervous laughter actually followed the moment. You don't see the moment of gruesomeness, at least not graphically, nevertheless it was an immensely powerful moment and gets it a full extra mark on its own.

Eastern Promises is a thoughtful, almost graceful movie. It's not your average mafia story by any means, but it has plenty to offer the more discerning viewer.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 3/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 1/5 - one particularly startling moment of violence, but it loses a mark for having to watch Viggo Mortensen's little willy flapping around before we get to it.

To enjoy this film you should be: patient.

 

Eastern Promises was released in the UK on 26th October 2007.