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13 / 05 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth F1 race at Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco in two weeks on 27th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 25th.

30 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Argentina are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Greece and starts on 25th May. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 24th May.

23 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Jari-Matti Latvala has been injured, so he is being replaced by Dani Sordo for Rally Argentina. If you have Latvala on your team, you'll automatically score for Sordo instead. Cutoff for edits for this weekend's rally is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

22 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth F1 race at Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona in three weeks on 13th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 11th.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
Now we have a few races under our belt, the weightings have been changed to reflect the early season performances - see the the league page to see what changed.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third F1 race at China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is (probably) Bahrain next weekend on 22nd April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 20th.

02 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The results have been updated to reflect Mikko Hirvonen's exclusion from Rally Portugal.

01 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Argentina and starts on 27th April. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

28 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Last call to pick a WRC Academy driver! Teams will be locked from midnight GMT on Thursday night - if you haven't picked one by then, you'll get Christopher Duplessis by default.

25 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second F1 race at Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China in 3 weeks on 15th April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 13th.

18 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first F1 race at Australia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia this coming weekend - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT Friday.

15 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
LAST DAY! Teams entered after midnight GMT tonight won't count for Melbourne - this is your last chance!

13 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Portugal and starts on 29th March. Remember to pick your Academy driver before then! Anyone who doesn't pick an Academy driver will by default get the first guy on the list - Christopher Duplessis.

05 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
It's here! The 2012 Fantasy F1 championship is open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and Pick your team. You can change your mind as often as you like until midnight GMT on Thursday 15th March when teams will be frozen for the first race.

23 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The Mexico entry list has arrived and is available on the rally page.

14 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Due to Mini's recent hoo-ha, if you have Mini as your WRC team, you will score for the Mini Portugal team instead (currently Araujo/Nobre) from Mexico onwards.

13 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are open for editing again, though the entry list for Mexico isn't yet available.

12 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Mexico and starts on 8th March. Teams will reopen for editing on Monday.

23 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are now open for editing again. Ogier and Mikkelsen are entered into Sweden in S2000 cars, but they're not eligible for the SWRC championship. You can choose them as WRC drivers for Sweden if you want.

22 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from the Monte are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The second rally is in Sweden and starts on 9th Feb. Teams will be frozen at midnight GMT on the night of Thursday 9th Feb.

18 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Rally teams are now frozen for the Monte. You can still pick a team and it will start scoring from Sweden on 9th Feb.

11 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The 2012 Fantasy Rally season is now open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and pick a team. You can change your team as often as you like so you may as well create one now in case you forget later. Cutoff for the first race in Monte Carlo is midnight GMT on the night of TUESDAY 17th January.

27 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy F1:
The results from the final F1 race at Brazil are in and the championship has been decided! Check the results or see how your team did. First race of 2012 is Australia on 18th March. Entries for the new season will open a week or two before that date.

14 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
Shock rally drama! Martin Semerad was excluded from the PWRC, so our results change too, which gives us a new champion! Check the results or see how your team did.

13 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally GB are in and the season is over! Check the results or see how your team did. The 2012 season will be open for entries in early 2012 in time for Monte Carlo on 17th January.

 

Dead Man's Cards

Dead Man's Cards

Cast: Paul Barber, James McMartin, Tom Bell, Samantha Janus, Gary Mavers.

Directed by James Marquand, written by Marquand and star James McMartin.

Story: Bouncers in Liverpool.

Running Time: 1hr 33 minutes.

UK Certificate 18.

 

Gritty British movies are great - but although Dead Man's Cards has the ingredients to be another choice underrated morsel, it never manages to quite bake the cake.

James McMartin (left) and Paul Barber (right) - Da Management. Is that really Denzil from Only Fools and Horses? Yes, it is, and who would've thought he could act this well? Paul Barber, as he's known in the real world, is sensationally good as the experienced and world-wise bouncer, upstaging the "main" character James McMartin, who also co-wrote the script. Barber's world is a very real one, no doubt helped by McMartin's real-life history as a doorman, and this seedier side of Liverpool's nightlife is the focus of the movie. With Barber and McMartin taking on the local criminals in a manner reminiscent of any number of Clint Eastwood movies, the violence soon appears, but doesn't seem gratuitous or out of place. For once, it's all part of the atmosphere and would have been missed if it wasn't there. The boom mike peeking in at the top, however, wouldn't have been missed. It happened in The History Boys and it happened here too - are we Brits really that unobservant?

Tom Bell finally gets the joke about the nuns and the soap. Supporting the electric Paul Barber is the late Tom Bell, in his last movie before his unfortunate death at the age of 73. He's one of those actors you recognise from loads of TV programmes, but can't quite think of an example (he was in Prime Suspect, for one). He's one of the highlights here, as the wibbling and cowardly club owner, and in fact most of the supporting cast are very good - but I must single out one exception. The character Chongi - the crime boss - was so unutterably awful that I thought he must be a footballer doing a cameo. But no - Mark Russell (a name you won't be needing to remember) is actually a fully paid up actor, but he's so bad that I could have done better myself. I can only assume he was blackmailing the director James Marquand, who also comes in for criticism. Despite having many positive things to say about the pieces of this jigsaw, the director completely fails to bring them together as a whole. Samantha Janus's scenes seem incongruous, as if there was much more of her that got cut out, and the presentation goes a bit Revolver at the very end, with a real what-was-that-all-about feeling to the final couple of minutes. It's a shame, because with more experienced direction, this could have been a cult classic.

Dead Man's Cards has a lot going for it, but the muddled direction ruins everything. It's still worth watching, if only for Paul Barber's stand-out turn, but I can't help feeling disappointed as it should have been much better.

I enjoyed this film: 3/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 3/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 3/5 - brutal violence and hard drug use.

To enjoy this film you should: expect little.

 

Dead Man's Cards was released in the UK on 15th December.