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13 / 05 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fifth F1 race at Barcelona are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Monaco in two weeks on 27th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 25th.

30 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Argentina are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Greece and starts on 25th May. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 24th May.

23 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Jari-Matti Latvala has been injured, so he is being replaced by Dani Sordo for Rally Argentina. If you have Latvala on your team, you'll automatically score for Sordo instead. Cutoff for edits for this weekend's rally is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

22 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the fourth F1 race at Bahrain are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Barcelona in three weeks on 13th May - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 11th.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
Now we have a few races under our belt, the weightings have been changed to reflect the early season performances - see the the league page to see what changed.

15 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the third F1 race at China are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is (probably) Bahrain next weekend on 22nd April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 20th.

02 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The results have been updated to reflect Mikko Hirvonen's exclusion from Rally Portugal.

01 / 04 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Portugal are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Argentina and starts on 27th April. Cutoff for edits is midnight GMT on Thursday 26th April.

28 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Last call to pick a WRC Academy driver! Teams will be locked from midnight GMT on Thursday night - if you haven't picked one by then, you'll get Christopher Duplessis by default.

25 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the second F1 race at Malaysia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is China in 3 weeks on 15th April - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT on Friday 13th.

18 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
The results from the first F1 race at Australia are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. Next race is Malaysia this coming weekend - cutoff for team edits is midnight GMT Friday.

15 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
LAST DAY! Teams entered after midnight GMT tonight won't count for Melbourne - this is your last chance!

13 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Mexico are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Portugal and starts on 29th March. Remember to pick your Academy driver before then! Anyone who doesn't pick an Academy driver will by default get the first guy on the list - Christopher Duplessis.

05 / 03 / 2012
Fantasy F1:
It's here! The 2012 Fantasy F1 championship is open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and Pick your team. You can change your mind as often as you like until midnight GMT on Thursday 15th March when teams will be frozen for the first race.

23 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The Mexico entry list has arrived and is available on the rally page.

14 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Due to Mini's recent hoo-ha, if you have Mini as your WRC team, you will score for the Mini Portugal team instead (currently Araujo/Nobre) from Mexico onwards.

13 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are open for editing again, though the entry list for Mexico isn't yet available.

12 / 02 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from Rally Sweden are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The next rally is in Mexico and starts on 8th March. Teams will reopen for editing on Monday.

23 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Teams are now open for editing again. Ogier and Mikkelsen are entered into Sweden in S2000 cars, but they're not eligible for the SWRC championship. You can choose them as WRC drivers for Sweden if you want.

22 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Results from the Monte are in! Check the results, see how your team did or enter a new team. The second rally is in Sweden and starts on 9th Feb. Teams will be frozen at midnight GMT on the night of Thursday 9th Feb.

18 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
Rally teams are now frozen for the Monte. You can still pick a team and it will start scoring from Sweden on 9th Feb.

11 / 01 / 2012
Fantasy Rally:
The 2012 Fantasy Rally season is now open for entries! Read the rules or dive straight in and pick a team. You can change your team as often as you like so you may as well create one now in case you forget later. Cutoff for the first race in Monte Carlo is midnight GMT on the night of TUESDAY 17th January.

27 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy F1:
The results from the final F1 race at Brazil are in and the championship has been decided! Check the results or see how your team did. First race of 2012 is Australia on 18th March. Entries for the new season will open a week or two before that date.

14 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
Shock rally drama! Martin Semerad was excluded from the PWRC, so our results change too, which gives us a new champion! Check the results or see how your team did.

13 / 11 / 2011
Fantasy Rally:
The results from Rally GB are in and the season is over! Check the results or see how your team did. The 2012 season will be open for entries in early 2012 in time for Monte Carlo on 17th January.

 

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride

Corpse Bride

Cast: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, Emily Watson, Richard E Grant, Paul Whitehouse, Tracey Ullman, Joanna Lumley, Albert Finney, Christopher Lee, Michael Gough, Jane Horrocks, Deep Roy, Danny Elfman.

Directed by Tim Burton and Mike Johnson.

Story: An engaged puppet accidentally marries a corpse. As you do.

Running Time: 1hr 16 minutes.

UK Certificate PG.

 

Corpse Bride is the latest animation to hit the silver screens. Painstakingly made and beautifully presented, it's a masterpiece of animation - but it's not funny enough to take the prize.

Spirit de Corpse Corpse Bride, or Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, to give it its full title, is made with stop-frame animation. That is, the characters, puppets in this case, are moved a fraction, photographed, then moved again. I'm a little suspicious of this claim. Parts do look like they're done this way, but some of the movement is just ... well, too good. I find it very hard to believe that they didn't do the tricky bits with CGI. No matter though, whichever way you look at it, it's fabulous animation - the characters are gorgeous to look at. There is one problem though - I kept thinking that the voices didn't match the characters and couldn't think why. Eventually I twigged that it was because the mouths don't shrink when they talk - so when the bride's voice says, "I do," her mouth says, "I dah." It sounds like a minor thing, but it really distracts at times and seems bizarre when so much effort has been put into the rest of the production. Perhaps it's a trick to make us believe it's done using puppets after all!

Careful - marriage has strings attached. The voice acting is excellent by the main players, with Emily Watson giving a particularly special earthly bride and Helena Bonham-Carter as the dead one, showing she didn't just get the part by giving the director a son. Michael Gough, best known as Alfred the butler from the Michael Keaton Batmans is similarly wonderful as the wise old skeleton. Danny Elfman, responsible for the music in nearly all of Tim Burton's movies, visits the other side and has a go at acting himself, being surprisingly good as the musical Bonejangles. Maybe this distracted him, because the songs seem to stir things up a bit rather than fitting in - but then I've never been a fan of songs in movies so that might just be me! Standing alone, Corpse Bride is fantastic - but unfortunately it has to compare with stunningly good movies such as Madagascar and Wallace and Gromit and it never stands a chance against them. It's the facial expressions - puppets just can't contort their faces enough and so they can't generate the depth of character that a plasticine model or a drawing can. Considering the limitations of puppets, they've done a spectacular job to make it as good as it is.

Corpse Bride is a joy to watch and the kids will love it - but ultimately it lacks a little character compared to the genre leaders, which must surely be a consequence of using puppets. Definitely worth your money to see it though - it's hard to be disappointed with quality such as this.

I enjoyed this film: 4/5

I think the average moviegoer will enjoy it: 4/5

Testosterone Satisfaction Rating: 0/5

To enjoy this film you should: not expect it to be another Wallace and Gromit.

 

Corpse Bride is released in the UK on 21st October.