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Prague Pictures

30th April 2004 - Prague, Czech Republic. The poor city didn't know what hit it.

The Players

The man who made it all happen - Scotty.

Kevin - The Raspberry Blower

"Did you blow raspberry?" I think he surely did.

Martin - The Dalek Impersonator

Hel! Lo! Every! Body! Peeps!.

Craig - The Fellatio Avoider

"You did what? Why wasn't I told that was on the menu?" You and me both Craig, you and me both. I feel your pain.

Joel - The Paranoid Hotel Guest

Ring ring. "Where are you?" "In the room, where are you?" "Er, nowhere."

Alan - Dirty Mary

"I know what you're thinking. Did I shoot six minutes of unflattering footage or only five?"

John - The Drinking Machine

No John, it's 10am, it's fairly safe to say that no-one else wants a beer. Or to do your laundry.

Ben - The Magician

"Can I have a quick word? Please look into this swinging wristwatch and obey my EVERY COMMAND!"

This man can get anyone to do anything. Glad he's on our side.

Ben's the one on the right. Don't look into his eyes.

Ricky - Find me a phone booth

The only man on the trip to voluntarily wear the Superman costume - Ricky managed to get a camera confiscated by Bruce Lee himself, only for it to be rescued by the magician and his freaky mesmeric talents.

James - well that's me

Possibly the most exciting person in the world. You can tell, can't you? I'm just about to spring into action. Any day now.

And the man it's all in aid of

The Popkin. Apparently he got someone to agree to marry him (?)

There's more

See the fun and frolics that went on in Prague. Have your credit card number ready for the saucy bits.

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